I took L for a picnic. The idea was good, but I knew I would feel uncomfortable because of his manners. Ok, he took a red chess table towel, a picnic hamper and another backpack that seemed to be heavy. I wondered if L would be carrying something more but candies.


I feel happy Light had invited me to go out with him. I let him with no handcuffs too! He seems to be better, even he has some bad manners, like staring me with some murderer face. It's scaring but somehow it turns me on. Anyways... As the weather seems to be ninety percent sunny, I am almost certain there will be no rain all day long. I really hope the sky doesn't influe our cute date! ♥


When Watari left us on the park, L came off the car really amazed, while I felt like tedious or meaningless. That's ok, I was happy to go out with him do something but staying there inside that building. That place makes me quite nervous, they are always trying to discover who is the person that actually I am. No Kira for today, Light. Today the Note is with Misa and she's locked inside her room. It's a pleasure to know she cannot come out there. I imagine the scandal might she be doing right now, if she already knows I'm going out with L.


Light couldn't even imagine how many sweets I put inside this hamper. I laugh inside because I know he doesn't like sweets as I do, but anyways, I put some Japanese food for him too. Sushi, sashimi, temaki and stuff. I did them by myself! Hope he like.


Finally we sit after walking side by side. I feel glad he didn't try to hold my hand. It would make me throw up in the middle of the park. What a shame. Well, maybe this is one of the many reasons I feel like killing him sometimes, Kira times: he's quite unpredictable and, knowing he's totally in love with me - what is a pretty good chance to cheat on him -, he would be capable to hold my hand, hug me or kiss me in the front of everybody. What a shame...


"Light-kun" I said, while I was opening the towel, putting the hamper on it "Please, sit down. I want you to open the hamper." And I smile, figuring out his next face.


Ok, now I am afraid. What does L hides inside this hamper? I looked at him, unconfident, and opened it. First of all, I took chocolate bars off, then some panda cookies, koala cookies, jellies, cake, a bottle of tea, sugar, cherries, strawberries, pies, muffins, cupcakes... Oh God... I was almost giving that up when I finally found a bento, where there were some horrible sushi, distorted sashimi and a broken temaki. I felt like... sick.


"I made this for you!" I said to him, so I could see his face quite green-like. "Light-kun?????"


When he called me, I felt like dizzy and fell. I had fainted. I'm not a kind of person that makes jokes and is too sensible, believe me, this food looked like alive.

"LIGHT!!!!!!" I yelled and jumped over him. I jogged him, trying to wake him up but I was almost certain it was impossible. Oh God, why do these things happen to me? I tried for some minutes, around 2 or 3, then my stomach yelled something like "L, I'm huuuungry", in a ghost voice. I loooked to the cookie, the cookie looked at me, as the cakes, pies, strawberries, muffins and cupcakes did. Awww! I was so hungry that I started to eat all those things too fast that I gagged and fainted.


I woke up some time later. L was layed by my said. It was scaring. I looked to my clothes, they were ok. I tasted my mouth, ok. He didn't rape me. Alright, L, what should be he doing? I jogged him and he didn't wake up. Then I saw next to his mouth some pieces of cake. DISGUSTING!!!! What the hell did he do? Is he diabetic? Whatever. He died. The candies killed him. Ok, that's so reasonable. NO WAY, I WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL L! "WAKE UP YOU MISERABLE INSECT, I AM KIRA, I AM SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU"

"What the...?" I woke up. Did I hear it right? Was it true? IS LIGHT KIRA? "OH... MY....!"

NOES!1!!1! He listened to that. Oh my god, oh myself, oh noes!1! I felt like desperate, I turned away from him, trying to escape, but he hold my fist and looked at me so seriously as he just does when we are working at the QG.

"You said you are Kira, didn't you, Light-kun?"

"..."

"I heard that."

"THEY MADE ME DO IT!" And I put my arms on my eyes. What would he do?

"You are under arrest!"

"What...?" And I saw we were handcuffed again. "Are you kidding me?"

"No. Why?"

"Won't you call the others? The police? Won't you kill me? Kick me? DO SOMETHING!"

"But I did."

"But this you made before..." I was getting sick again.

"Yes. But... now..." and an evil shadow covered me mwa-ha-ha "You're under arrest. Call me sheriff L. In my jail, you are supposed to submit to slavery."

"WHAT? SLAVERY ISN'T LEGAL FOR CENTURIES!"

"Does this law includes sex slavery?"

Gasp.

Smile.

From there to now, I am L's boyfriend and we live in a house over the mountains. We have some sheeps around there, he cooks horrible foods and I am supposed to eat this and say "It's delicious L, I love your food!" and then he kisses me and makes me eat a panda cookie. He thinks he's a good cooker and his food made me fall in love with him since that time I fainted on the park.

        The food of looveee~~~~


the end